petit, rond, vert, et qui monte et qui descend ? This is one of the most common Kindergarden jokes ever… I am positive ANY French kid has heard it… My mom told it, I told it, Leyla told it to me last year… Instead of potatoes, it’s tomatoes, and after it’s been ran over, the Mom says “common Ketchup” – pun on “catch up”…. Note from Camille: another version of this story is Leyla’s first joke, one that we love in our family. One of them is ran over, and the other says: – Oh purée ! English translation of the French joke Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie : Pierre: Shut up, I’m the story-teller here 4 – French Joke □Ĭ’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre. Pierre: Yesterday, while going to my grandma’s, I saw des chevals. Pierre: Hier, en allant chez ma grand-mere, j’ai vu des chevals. More Details & Audio Samples 3 – French Joke □ – It’s great want to help her! So, where is this old lady? Julien asks for 10 euros from his father. – Là-bas, elle vend des glaces ! English translation of the French joke – C’est très bien de vouloir l’aider ! Et où est cette vieille dame? – So, what should I do to go to the circus? 2 – French Joke □ – “Listen,” says a mom to her little girl, “if you behave yourself, you’ll go to Heavens, but if you don’t behave, you’ll go to hell.” – “Et qu’est-ce que je dois faire pour aller au cirque ?” English translation of the French joke – “Ecoute”, dit la maman à sa petite fille, ”si tu es sage, tu iras au ciel, et si tu n’es pas sage, tu iras en enfer.” Please press play to hear the audio recording of the jokes in French.
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